MOGGY: Found an IVF booklet whilst sniffing behind the couch today. I must say it makes sense, I noticed how things have changed around here. Over the last few years the amount of boring hugs I seem to get from the Pippa one has definitely gone up. I don’t really mind that much but the dummy is a step too far. Also, the Goo-goo Ga-ga noises that Jack (the big clumsy dumb male one) makes drives me crazy.
I’m wondering what will happen if there’s another one of those big dumb things around the place making loads of noise. At the moment I am fed first, then Jack and then Pippa. That’s the way it’s always been. It’s the pecking order. I suppose I don’t mind this new small dumb one being fed before Jack but I’m not sure I will be able to deal with Jacks constant whining about it, you should hear him complain about being 2nd. I suppose a carefully placed dump in his work shoes should straighten everything out. Then he’ll know who’s in charge. mhehe, The kitty calling card!
Perhaps when this new member of the family arrives I can use my size to my advantage. By the time it’s as big as the others I could have it do my bidding. Although I’m not sure what I would get it to do. I already play the 2 big dumb ones against each other at feeding time. There’s nothing like getting 2 meals and then throwing one of them up behind the sofa to make your day.
Well, there’s plenty to think about here. I’ll take a snooze on the radiator in my spare room and mull it over for a while. Actually, I think they're redecorating my spare room at the moment, it's covered in plastic for me to play in. I hope they put fish themed wallpaper up. Hmmm, it must be nearly feeding time, I wonder which one of them will get home first?
Meow.
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